The Magical Internet

You people are so lucky. You don’t even know. Had I grown up during the internet age, my life would not only have been easier, but I’d know a lot more about porn. More importantly, though, I’d be a much more competent person, and sooner. But, alas, I was late for the party. I was no kid then. But I’ve never really been much of an adult, either. 

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Spent Birthday Time

(The day before) yesterday was my birthday (I forgot to post this Thursday), and I swore I would do nothing all day, but that didn’t happen at all…

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Art, the Internet, and Whatever Else that Doesn’t Make Sense

Sorry, but I’ve been in a mood. If you’ve emailed me recently, or even far past recently, and I haven’t gotten back to you, I really apologize. But this is just how I get.

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