The Magical Internet

You people are so lucky. You don’t even know. Had I grown up during the internet age, my life would not only have been easier, but I’d know a lot more about porn. More importantly, though, I’d be a much more competent person, and sooner. But, alas, I was late for the party. I was no kid then. But I’ve never really been much of an adult, either. 

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Kink in the Plans

Welp, the cigar boxes I bought for the new Artist’s book aren’t going to work. They are slightly too shallow for the items that go in with the book. What a fucking bummer. Good thing I didn’t cut any paper!

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